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- P R A C T I C A L J O K E S
- V E N D O R & B B S I N F O R M A T I O N
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- Last updated: 1996
-
- This file provides information for Shareware Distributors, Disk Vendors,
- Computer Clubs, Users Groups and BBS Sysops who wish to distribute the
- subject software package.
-
- THE "DISTRIBUTION REQUIREMENTS" IN THIS DOCUMENT EXPLAIN HOW THIS SOFTWARE
- MAY BE DISTRIBUTED, AND WHO MAY DISTRIBUTE IT.
-
- PROGRAM DESCRIPTION:
- ====================
- PROGRAM COLLECTION: PRACTICAL JOKES; Author: Rosemary West (ASP);
- Registration $0.00
-
- REQUIRES: DOS 3.0+ - 512K RAM - color graphics
-
- VERSION: 2.0
-
- BBS FILENAME: JOKES20
-
- LONG DESCRIPTION: HARD AT WORK ties up your computer with a Very Important
- (but imaginary) task so you can take a break. When you start Hard At Work,
- it selects 1 of 7 routines at random. You can pick your favorite job with a
- function key. The activity on screen looks too important to be interrupted.
- If someone tries ESC or CTRL-C a DANGER message pops up, and a tone alerts
- you. The process continues until you want to stop it. Conceived as a change
- of pace from all the practical joke programs that insult the user, LOVEDOS
- responds intelligently to a number of DOS commands and keystrokes, and has
- its own repertoire of friendly comments. The way to escape is to tell your
- computer that you love it. (But don't tell anyone the secret!) NAG is
- for people who need still need (or enjoy) parental supervision. Install the
- NAG ME command in your AUTOEXEC.BAT file for helpful, daily reminders.
-
- SHORT DESCRIPTION: HARD AT WORK ties up your computer with a Very Important
- (but imaginary) task so you can take a break. The activity on screen looks
- too important to be interrupted, and continues until you want to stop it.
- Conceived as a change of pace from practical joke programs that insult the
- user, LOVEDOS overwhelms the user with passionate affection. NAG is
- for people who need still need (or enjoy) daily parental supervision.
-
- ONE-LINE DESCRIPTION: Three harmless practical joke programs for DOS.
-
- PACKING LIST:
- The files which are included as part of this software package:
-
- HAW.EXE HARD AT WORK executable program file
- LOVEDOS.EXE LOVEDOS exeuctable program file
- NAG.EXE NAG executable program file
- VENDINFO.DIZ VENDINFO standard data file containing
- vital information for disk vendors,
- distributors, BBBs, user groups, computer
- clubs, etc.
- FILE_ID.DIZ BBS description file (soon to be superseded
- by VENDINFO.DIZ)
- VENDOR.DOC Standard vendor/sysop info file (soon to be
- superseded by VENDINFO.DIZ)
- UPDATE.TXT Update information
- README.BAT "Readme" info for users
-
-
- DISTRIBUTION REQUIREMENTS:
- ==========================
- Individuals who wish to distribute the software package to friends or
- associates may do so in accordance with the requirements outlined in the
- "License" section of the program manual.
-
- Vendors, Distributors, Computer Clubs, User Groups, BBS Sysops, and persons
- or organizations charging any kind of fee, wishing to add the software
- package to their disk library may do so ONLY in accordance with the
- requirements outlined in VENDINFO.DIZ. If VENDINFO.DIZ is damaged or
- missing, contact the author.
-
- PLEASE HELP US SERVE YOU BETTER:
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- We would appreciate copies of anything you publish regarding this software.
- Please send us a copy of any reviews, articles, catalog descriptions, or
- other information you print or distribute regarding the software package.
- Thank you for your time and assistance and for supporting the shareware
- marketing concept.
-
- R.K. West Consulting
- P.O. Box 8059
- Mission Hills, CA 91346
- Email: 74774.403@compuserve.com
-
- Visit us in the R.K. West Section of CompuServe's Vendor forums. GO
- RKWEST. Up-to-date shareware versions of our programs are available
- in Library 9.
-
- Visit our WWW home page at http://members.aol.com/rkwest
-
- ~~~ END OF VENDOR.DOC ~~~